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“Well,” offered Rob, “I’d bring you flowers then we could go to the corn fest, you could eat a lot of corn fast then we could go to my place when you are ready, and you could evacuate your bowels into a glass bowl while I lay beneath it reveling in your stretched sphincter pinching the loaf of dung daintily into the glass bowl; warming the glass and hopefully causing a slightly foggy condensation on the glass were the poop touches it.”
“Oh, how romantic and erotic!” replied Linda “It’s
