“Its not her!” I explained only to be pushed towards the door. Milf porn “Doctor, you must come, a Sister has a splinter up her vagina,” I explained urgently. “How far in?” he asked as he pressed further. “No I don’t have a splinter!” she explained. “No, Nooooo” the nun protested rather feebly. “So where is Sister Pious?” The Mother Superior asked, “Is she enjoying a yard of ale in the Stag?”
“More like a foot of yokel’s cock,” I retorted rudely, “The last time I saw her she was completely naked, legs akimbo being shafted by.”
“Enough! “Dear god!” I protested as I pulled it out with trembing fingers, “There really was a splinter!”
“Oh my hero,” sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged cock, “Let me kiss it better.”
“Ram it back in her cunt juice is a great healer,” the elderly nun opined and it did seem the most sensible measure so I did. “Hold her cunt open so’s we can see better,” the Landlord suggested. “Let a man in,” the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor
