A stream of spit splished into the nearly full coffee can. Milf sex Bob Blobluto wiped the pre-cum off his flaccid penis and imagined the Virgin Mary in a cheerleader outfit with a tiny thong and shiny tights without the crotch area so the outlines of the Virgin Mary’s vulvic mound would be puffy and visible as she kicked her way through her cheer routine. He marveled at the design of the spit valve on his Salvation Army BB flat contrabass trombone. One day Bob Blobluto was playing “76 trombones” on his Salvation Army BB flat contrabass trombone. He had a Conn BB flat contrabass trombone too, but that model only has one spit valve. Bob Blobluto hung up and started to jack off but he went limp when he thought about how his lord and savior Jesus Christ could see him jacking off and so could his guardian angel and the Virgin Mary. Bob Blobluto aimed the spit valve at the end of the slide of his Salvation Army BB flat contrabass trombone at the “Hills Brothers” coffee
