She looked at me with the bottle and hors d’oeurves in her hands and said, “I’ve been abducted by aliens, gone without clothes for ten days, smoked a lot of grass and screwed my son last night – so” we exclaimed it both together, “WHAAT THUH FUUCK!!”
I thought she had a point so I ordered a few joints, and lit one. Milf porn I thought about the terrificly erotic experience that had just happened, then drifted off myself. But it was just once and nobody you know. BEMs”
“Bug Eyed Monsters.”
And also Extra Terrestrials too, so B E M – E T, Bemet.










